all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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