i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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