Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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