We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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