I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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