listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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