Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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