Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
