i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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