i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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