i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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