I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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