my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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