Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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