Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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