somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
no, he came in my armpit
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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