I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Small penises have feelings too.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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