i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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