You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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