my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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