Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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