I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
NoShamevember. You game?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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