what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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