Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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