its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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