dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize