Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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