Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
