Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We got so high we made milksteak
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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