You're a womanizer and a bitch.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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