You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she peed on how many people?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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