I want to make a zoo with you.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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