i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just want nice things and good sex
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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