yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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