Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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