would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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