yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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