I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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