Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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