do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize