i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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