Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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