Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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