We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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