i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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