It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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