i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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