he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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