Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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