You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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