Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
